Happy New Year, everyone. Although I’ve been quiet since Christmas Eve, it doesn’t mean that I’ve not been busy. In fact I’ve used the time since then very productively because I’ve been able to firm up on some important decisions.
Some readers may recall that I mentioned a few posts back that I’ve cancelled the doors that the builder of my new house wanted to install in favour of a model of my own choice. They tried to confuse the issue somewhat by suggesting that I needed an arrangement that was FAR more expensive than what I was proposing but I know what I want and how to fit them. In the end they understood that all they (and their plasterer) need to do is provide openings in the walls of exactly the dimensions that I have specified and that’s what will now be done.
The model is one in pine offered by one of the largest homeware and material suppliers here, Leroy Merlin. It’s not the most expensive available – far from it – but I have to carefully control my budget as I will have a LOT to spend on when the house is finished and I eventually move in. Here’s a promo shot that I’ve taken from the Leroy Merlin web site.

I’ve considered the feedback that previous buyers have posted and it looks as though people either love it or think it’s rubbish. When I looked more closely to try to understand why this was I’ve come to the conclusion that there was possibly a batch in about the middle of last year made from bad or not properly seasoned wood as the reviews before and since then have been good.
Anyway, I’m prepared to take the risk as I like the look of it, it will go well with the colours that I’ll be having in my house and in any case, it comes with a good manufacturer’s guarantee that I’m sure Leroy Merlin would honour in the event of any quality problems.
I’ve also decided on the laminate that I’ll be laying on the floors in my bedrooms and it, coincidentally, will also be coming from Leroy Merlin. The knock-on benefit of this is that I’ll be able to claim a ‘first order’ discount on all of the doors, door furniture, laminate and laminate accessories which comes to a figure well-worth having. I also looked at their kitchen range to see if I could add a kitchen to the list to increase the saving but they’re all a bit too twee for me and not to my taste unfortunately.
Here’s a shot of the floor laminate that I’ve chosen also taken from the Leroy Merlin web site.

It looks darker in this picture with a pattern heavier than it is in reality and I think that it will go well with the light grey patterned floor tiles that I’ve chosen for the whole of the rest of the house.
Now onto the darker side of this post. After the workmen had finished the roof work before Christmas and it had stopped raining I had a chance to inspect the results of their labours. The first thing I noticed on approaching the back of the house was that the join of the roof sections was some way off the join in the walls, as the following picture shows.

So I then went and took a look at the roof overhangs in the front and back of the house. Here’s the overhang at the back on the bedroom corner.

Here’s the overhang in the front at the living room end and when I checked, this was the same along the whole of the front of the house, right down to the bedroom 2 corner.

Then when I walked towards the rear of the house and looked up, it was obvious that the roof at the living room end of the house was not positioned centrally on the peak of the gable end with the ridge having apparently been moved forward several centimetres.

And this was confirmed when I checked the roof overhang on the rear of the house and found it to not only be almost non-existent but also narrower at one of its ends than the other.

This was clearly not acceptable and I wasted no time in zapping off an email to the builder expressing my displeasure with the situation. I received a reply saying that the ‘boss’ was on holiday in the South of France but that another representative from the company would be available for a meeting on site last Saturday, which went ahead as scheduled.
This got off to a bad start because he tried to bully me into accepting what had been done and I am not someone to be bullied. I told him that while I’d been waiting I’d retrieved a soaking wet sheet of paper from the waste bin that was actually the roof fabrication plan that the roofers had been using. This showed that this almost non-existent overhang was actually pre-planned by the builder and furthermore, I’d never seen it before.
I already knew that the ‘problem’ was linked to the fact that the gable ends of my house are of slightly different widths with the living room end being 12cm wider than the bedroom end, but the implications of this still hadn’t hit me. While I was trying to work things out, the representative from the builder and a French friend who I’d invited to be there to keep an eye on my interests as he’s in the building trade started going at each other hammer and tongs and although I couldn’t follow everything, I knew that the language being used became quite appalling.
In the end I told the man from the builder to calm down as it was his job to reflect a positive image for his company and engage with me in order to find a solution that we could both live with. He said that the builder had to ‘change’ my plan because of the dimension difference and that this had been discussed between me and his boss … in October 2021! I had already established that the length of the joists had been cut to length for the whole house according to the shorter gable width but had still not taken that fact to its logical conclusion. That came slightly later.
He said that a choice had had to be made between having the shorter overhang over the kitchen/living room end or a larger overhang below the length of roof over the bedrooms in the rear of the house. I refuted that such a conversation had ever taken place and said that even if it had done, there was a more than a year between such a conversation and the date when the joists were fabricated for the plan to have been referred to me, as it should have been as both the client and the ‘chief of works’ as defined in the contract, to make such a choice.
At the end of this somewhat rambunctious meeting I agreed that the only timely and cost-effective way out would be to add extensions to the joists along the rear of the house to make the overhang the same at the front and back of the house at the living room end where the difference was most visible. This would also mean increasing the overhang along the rear at the bedroom end but I reasoned that this would matter far less as it would hardly be visible to anyone who wasn’t already aware of it.
However, it was only on thinking about the issue more afterwards and sleeping on it that I realised what a bloody awful cock-up the builder had made. If they had cut the joists according to the longer gable end the ridge and overhang issues at the wider living room end, where they are now highly visible, would not exist at all.
The ridge ‘anomaly’ would have been at the far bedroom end and towards the rear where nobody would ever have been able to see it and although the roof overhang over the bedrooms at the rear would have been greater, as it now will be anyway (a) it would be hardly noticeable and (b) it could be seen as a design feature to provide additional shade from the sun during the warmest part of the day to help keep them cooler.
That’s when I became even more annoyed than I was already, because if the builder had consulted me as they should have done it would have been possible to have totally avoided this whole crisis, as that is what it has now become. I therefore rattled off another email and left a message with the ‘boss’ saying that despite what had been agreed at the meeting on Saturday, there was to be no further work on the roof until we had met on site with his new site manager (Didier) to discuss the way forward.
I pointed out that due to his unwillingness to engage in effective communication and despite my many requests, there had been no project planning or progress meeting between us since the initial contract meeting that he’d referred to in October 2021 and now and that this was wholly unacceptable. I also added that the idea of communication was to avoid crises such as this happening in the first place and not to frantically try to deal with them once they had occurred.
In the event we had not one but two meetings on site today, the first at around 8.00 am and the second at the end of the afternoon, and we covered a number of high-profile issues. To cut a long story short, in the first I reiterated the points that I’d raised in my email but as my opposite number was preparing to lock horns, I suggested that becoming entrenched in our positions would do no favours to either side, which he understood.
By the end of the meeting we’d managed to come to a satisfactory agreement subject to certain conditions on their side and just as the meeting was coming to an end, the roofing contractors arrived to tile the roof. We’d agreed that as changes were going to have to be made to the rear roof structure, only the front of the roof could be tiled, and that’s what they did. And they made a good job of it as I think the following pics show.











They’d finished the front half of the roof by lunchtime but as time passed it became apparent that they’d been told to wait for further orders. Eventually they must have been told that there’d be no further work today because they left at somewhere around 2.00pm. I found out later that it could be a few days before work can be resumed. This was when I left the caravan for bit of fresh air and came across Didier and the builder’s ‘boss’ back on site. I was told that their measurements had thrown up that the roofing contractors may have misplaced the roof anyway and that this might have to be addressed. So yet another bomb-shell!
But as I’ve emphasised to them so many times, things have got to be done right. The ‘solution’ that we agreed earlier has also apparently got to be run past the building standards department to ensure that it conforms so that may also delay things by a bit, but not much, which won’t be the end of the world.
Didier also gave me a quick appraisal of their timing plans from Thursday onwards, when they would be back on site, which I was pleased about. I also agreed with the ‘boss’ how much latitude would be acceptable in achieving our agreed ‘solution’ in order to expedite things as far as possible, adding that if I needed to disguise the faulty overhang – by fitting a sun roller blind for example – I’d be back chasing him for a contribution to the cost which would be a cheap way out for them. Didier was highly amused – the ‘boss’ slightly less so. Especially when he realised that I was serious 😉