{"id":9535,"date":"2015-09-29T22:21:41","date_gmt":"2015-09-29T21:21:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.micro-trike.co.uk\/wordpress\/?p=9535"},"modified":"2015-09-29T22:25:43","modified_gmt":"2015-09-29T21:25:43","slug":"what-a-bozo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.micro-trike.co.uk\/wordpress\/what-a-bozo\/","title":{"rendered":"What a bozo!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I did a very silly thing today. Now that the base of my new garden tool store is almost ready to concrete, I went across to Leroy Merlin on the other side of P\u00e9rigueux to pick up some wood. First off, I needed a plank similar to those that I made the shuttering boards out of cut to a length of about 3 metres to use to screed the concrete off to the level of the shuttering boards and tamp it down. Secondly, while I was there, I thought that I might as well pick up the 24 &#8216;demi-chevrons&#8217; that I need to make up the store&#8217;s framework.<\/p>\n<p>The latter had been stacked up at Leroy Merlin in bundles of four with those horrible little plastic straps around them that can be a real pain in the backside to cut, but cut them I had to because I like to check each length of timber that I&#8217;m going to buy to make sure that it&#8217;s fairly straight, not full of knots and not split or damaged. I used one of my old Stanley knives for the job but unfortunately wasn&#8217;t paying enough attention and as I was slicing through one of the more intractable of the straps, succeeded in slashing the heel of my left hand.<\/p>\n<p>The cut was pretty deep and something over an inch long, so I grabbed a few sheets off the roll of absorbent paper that I keep in the back of the Kia to use to staunch the blood and walked across to the yard office to see if they had a large plaster. Luckily they had a first-aid kit and a customer who was being served kindly gave me priority over his paying for the goods that he&#8217;d just bought. The look on the lady&#8217;s face behind the till when she saw the cut was something to behold, but I assured her that I wasn&#8217;t going to die there and then in front of her \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, I&#8217;m not a &#8216;bleeder&#8217; and the injury didn&#8217;t stop me finishing loading the wood onto the roof of the Kia and tying it down or getting it off again when I got home. However, I want to get cracking on the concreting tomorrow and I think it could then begin to pose a bit of a problem. I&#8217;ll try changing the dressing and putting on a rubber glove before I don my leather working gloves and then see how things go. But what an absolutely stupid thing to have done. I really could kick myself this time \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I did a very silly thing today. Now that the base of my new garden tool store is almost ready to concrete, I went across to Leroy Merlin on the other side of P\u00e9rigueux to pick up some wood. First off, I needed a plank similar to those that I made the shuttering boards out &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/www.micro-trike.co.uk\/wordpress\/what-a-bozo\/\">Read more<\/a><!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.micro-trike.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.micro-trike.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.micro-trike.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.micro-trike.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.micro-trike.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9535"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.micro-trike.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9535\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9541,"href":"http:\/\/www.micro-trike.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9535\/revisions\/9541"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.micro-trike.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.micro-trike.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.micro-trike.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}