{"id":23447,"date":"2025-05-12T12:21:32","date_gmt":"2025-05-12T10:21:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.micro-trike.co.uk\/wordpress\/?p=23447"},"modified":"2025-05-17T11:51:30","modified_gmt":"2025-05-17T09:51:30","slug":"my-hotel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.micro-trike.co.uk\/wordpress\/my-hotel\/","title":{"rendered":"My hotel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Hotel Mara where I&#8217;m staying is quite interesting and I&#8217;m not absolutely sure what to make of it. The bed is as hard as a rock, harder even than my new bed at home which I&#8217;m beginning to loathe, but I&#8217;m making the best of it. Every morning the longer I stay here my back ache when I get out of bed seems to be easing more quickly, so that&#8217;s good.<\/p>\n<p>I suppose I&#8217;d describe it as a boutique hotel but with a large element of self-service. My room has only been made up once since I&#8217;ve been here and then in only a very cursory way. Apart from a couple more teabags and a few sugar lumps appearing you&#8217;d hardly have noticed as I&#8217;d already pulled the duvet back over the bed myself. And that has been it as far as room service is concerned.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m still using the same hand and bath towels, although to be fair there are spares, but more worryingly, there was only one toilet roll when I arrived and that is now just down to a few sheets. But luckily I&#8217;m used to looking after myself so I&#8217;ve gone into survival mode as there&#8217;s a small supermarket a few doors up the road where I was able to buy a giant kitchen roll, three large bottles of water for tea making, some milk and some more tea bags as I&#8217;d already bought some a few days previously.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know what the score is exactly but I&#8217;ve only seen the charming young Turkish maid making up rooms after people have left so it appears that I&#8217;m now dug-in and my room won&#8217;t be disturbed until I either die or leave, hopefully the latter. I don&#8217;t bother with breakfast which the hotel is not providing anyway and just make do with several cups of tea and a few biscuits, which I prefer as all the spiciness is upsetting my stomach this time.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday&#8217;s breakfast was augmented by the cold left-overs from the previous evening&#8217;s Chinese takeaway, which is also just up the road and makes a nice change from kebabs and burgers. So that was very wholesome and nutritious. I ordered only 3 dishes (sweet and sour chicken, beef noodles and egg fried rice) but when they turned up there was enough for 5 people conservatively and possibly 6. So I decided I&#8217;d have to make the best of it and the remains have just gone out onto the landing in front of the lift in a plastic bag. Remember what I said about self-service \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>I think this must be the way to go as I also emptied the somewhat tiny rubbish bin in my room myself and in doing so found a roll of fresh plastic rubbish bags in the bottom of it. I will, however, draw the line at buying a spray can of polish to make the horizontal surfaces gleam and impart a fresh aroma of morning dew to the room. After all, I&#8217;d hate to do anyone out of a job&#8230;<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Hotel Mara where I&#8217;m staying is quite interesting and I&#8217;m not absolutely sure what to make of it. The bed is as hard as a rock, harder even than my new bed at home which I&#8217;m beginning to loathe, but I&#8217;m making the best of it. 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