{"id":20878,"date":"2023-04-12T17:59:22","date_gmt":"2023-04-12T15:59:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.micro-trike.co.uk\/wordpress\/?p=20878"},"modified":"2023-04-12T18:24:25","modified_gmt":"2023-04-12T16:24:25","slug":"you-couldnt-make-it-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.micro-trike.co.uk\/wordpress\/you-couldnt-make-it-up\/","title":{"rendered":"You couldn&#8217;t make it up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Right at the start of my house-build project, just after work began on the foundations, it rained. It bucketed down. When they were putting up the walls, it not only rained but snowed as well and when they put the roof on, it poured down. When the window sills and door thresholds were installed it rained and when the windows and doors were fitted, the weather was so appalling that afterwards, because the roof still wasn&#8217;t finished, the house ended up half-flooded inside.<\/p>\n<p>The team who were laying the floor-levelling screed turned up to continue their work this morning, augmented by an additional member who would help speed up the process. And then this lot also showed up  out of the blue.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_01.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_01_s.jpg\"alt=\"null\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I knew they&#8217;d be along some time, I expected next week, but they were a team of four who&#8217;d come to apply the &#8216;Cr\u00e9pi&#8217; to the house&#8217;s exterior walls. And guess what, after a week or more of lovely, warm weather that would have been perfect in which to do the job, today it rained.<\/p>\n<p>But they persisted and got the end gables and the whole back of the house done and as I type this, they are still working away giving the walls the rough finish that I asked for. Luckily, for now at least, although it&#8217;s windy, it isn&#8217;t raining and I just hope that it holds off for long enough so the walls can dry enough for their surfaces not to be damaged if it starts up again.<\/p>\n<p>They started by adding metal corner profiles to all of the window and door edges and masking up all around to protect every surface except the walls.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_02.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_02_s.jpg\"alt=\"null\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_03.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_03_s.jpg\"alt=\"null\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_05.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_05_s.jpg\"alt=\"null\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_06.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_06_s.jpg\"alt=\"null\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This was the scene in the front of the house with the &#8216;screed crew&#8217; busy using their cement mixer just before the &#8216;Cr\u00e9pi team&#8217; fired up their machine to get going on the walls.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_04.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_04_s.jpg\"alt=\"null\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_07.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_07_s.jpg\"alt=\"null\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The &#8216;Cr\u00e9pi&#8217; mix is poured straight out of the bag into the mixing hopper of the machine where it is mixed to the right consistency with water. Then the mixing hopper is tipped up through 180 degrees so the mix pours into the machine&#8217;s pump hopper from where it is pumped down a tube to a nozzle that is used to spray the mix onto the wall. While one batch is being pumped a further one can be mixed and added to the pump hopper before it empties thus making it a continuous process.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s what it looks like as it&#8217;s applied to the walls. The nozzle operator sprays the mix onto the wall to the required thickness and as he moves on, a second worker follows screeding it down flat with a long straight edge.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_08.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_08_s.jpg\"alt=\"null\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_09.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_09_s.jpg\"alt=\"null\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_10.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_10_s.jpg\"alt=\"null\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a shot of the mixer man who was also responsible for moving the tube at the other end near the wall from time to time as the nozzle operator moved along.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_11.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_11_s.jpg\"alt=\"null\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>While two men were working on the wall, the last member of the team was busy masking up the areas that would be covered next.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_12.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_12_s.jpg\"alt=\"null\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In the next shot, the whole of the back of the house had been coated and while one of the men screeded and then trowelled it off, the nozzle operator got ready to move onto the southern end of the house.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_13.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_13_s.jpg\"alt=\"null\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In the next shot he was clearing the gun ready to start and in the following one he was applying the &#8216;Cr\u00e9pi&#8217; in earnest.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_14.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_14_s.jpg\"alt=\"null\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_15.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_15_s.jpg\"alt=\"null\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The task now on the back of the house was all about getting the surface right. It was to take a lot of time and was not helped by the weather which became showery and quite windy. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_16.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_16_s.jpg\"alt=\"null\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s another shot of the mixer man.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_17.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_17_s.jpg\"alt=\"null\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The same two then repeated what they&#8217;d done on the back of the house on the southern gable and then on the gable on the bedroom end.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_18.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_18_s.jpg\"alt=\"null\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In the meantime, the screed crew were moving ahead at a brisk pace as they had one man mixing non-stop and the second running the screed mix in to be laid by the third. When I popped my head in at around 11.00 am they&#8217;d already finished the corridor, were working on the kitchen floor and were already running in mortar for the living room.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_19.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_19_s.jpg\"alt=\"null\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_20.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_20_s.jpg\"alt=\"null\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_21.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_21_s.jpg\"alt=\"null\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This meant that whereas I thought they&#8217;d be coming back tomorrow, they were able to finish the job around mid-afternoon before I&#8217;d finished typing this post. This meant, unfortunately, that I didn&#8217;t want to go inside the house to take a look in case there was some kind of accident and the screed they&#8217;d laid got damaged in some way. Also, when I went to look, the whole of the front of the house was sealed and masked up ready for tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_22.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_22_s.jpg\"alt=\"null\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So the &#8216;Cr\u00e9pi&#8217; team will be back tomorrow to finish off the front of the house. I&#8217;ve been very impressed by their work as they&#8217;ve spent as long, if not longer, finishing the wall surfaces as they did applying the &#8216;Cr\u00e9pi&#8217; and I think it shows in the results.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_23.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_23_s.jpg\"alt=\"null\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_24.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_24_s.jpg\"alt=\"null\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_25.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_25_s.jpg\"alt=\"null\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_26.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_26_s.jpg\"alt=\"null\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Notice the smooth band with a sharp edge that they&#8217;ve applied all along the bottom of the walls.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_27.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_27_s.jpg\"alt=\"null\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_28.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/micro-trike.co.uk\/images\/12apr23_28_s.jpg\"alt=\"null\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I like that \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Right at the start of my house-build project, just after work began on the foundations, it rained. 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